Chapter Three Excerpt - "How to Pick Up Topless Dancers"
50 Opening Lines and Ice-Breakers to Use on Topless Dancers
- "What is your real name?" (If she tells you her real name instead of her stage name, this could indicate that she's interested in you).
- "Where are you from?"
- "Do you have a boyfriend... How long have you been seeing each other?"
- "Don't you get tired of all these horny men with their brain between their legs?"
- "You have such a beautiful body, where do you work out at?"
- "What do you plan on doing when you get off work tonight?"
- "How long have you been dancing?"
- "Have you got any children?" " How old are they?"
- "What made you decide to get into dancing?"
- "What part of town do you live in?"
- "Are you attracted to other women?" This can help you determine if she is a lesbian and if she is, you will be wasting your time trying to score with her.
- "How long do you plan on working as a topless dancer?"
- "How did you get such a nice tan?"
- "When do you work?"
- "You are so beautiful, I couldn't help but notice you, you look so nice my name is..."
- "Where do you like to go party?"
- "Would you like to go party with me when you get off?"
- "What do you like to do on your days off?"
- "How do you keep your body in such beautiful shape?"
- "What time do you get off work?"
- "What do your parents think about you dancing?" If either parent is against her dancing be sure and take sides with her and defend her occupation as a dancer.
- "What kind of man turns you on?"
- "Do you ever get burnt out on dancing?"
- "Do you have any hobbies?"
- "Do you do any modeling?"
- "Have you been on any out-of-town trips lately?"
- (After she does a dance for you), "Did you get turned on as much as I did?"
- Compliment her eyelashes, nose, ears, lips, eyes, legs, dimples, or fingernails.
- "Do you know any good jokes?"
- "Did you ever dream that you'd become a dancer?"
- If you're with two dancers, ask them how did they get to know each other?
- "Do you even get nervous when you're up on stage?"
- "Is this your only job?"
- "Where do you like to shop for clothes?"
- "Where do you like to go on vacation?"
- "What's your favorite romantic restaurant...Where is it located?" (Later you can ask her to meet you there for a lunch or dinner for your first date).
- "Are you having a pretty good night?"
- "What kind of man are you attracted to?" (Her answer can give you a clue on how to act around her to get her interested in you).
- "Where did you attend school?"
- "Have you been to any good concerts lately?' (Also, find out who her favorite groups are so you can ask her out when they come to your area).
- "What do you think about the dancer up on the stage dancing?"
- "Have you been to any good movies lately?"
- "I love your hair, where do you have it done?"
- "I love your lips, they look so soft and kissable."
- "What's your favorite perfume?" (Remember this so you can give it to her as a gift).
- "What are your favorite cars?" (Hopefully it will be your car so you can ask her to go for a ride).
- "What are your career goals?"
- "What hours do you work?"
- "Would you care to celebrate a special occasion?" She will ask, "What's the occasion?" You reply, "Meeting a special lady like you."
- "You have one of the nicest smiles I've ever seen."
I know these are all common and simple questions and comments, but they will keep the conversation flowing and keep her entertained. After awhile, with practice, you will develop your own script to use on dancers that works real good to charm, entertain, and seduce topless dancers.
You will become the life of the party and topless dancers will be crawling all over you, offering you free dances and other fringe benefits.
In closing, let me give you the best opening line in the world to use on topless dancers. Here's the scenario: A dancer approaches you and asks you, "Would you like some company?" You reply, "Well, I don't know, you're really going to be a problem for me tonight." She will ask, "Why's that?" You reply, "Because you're so sexy and beautiful, I'll never be able to take my eyes off you, I hope you don't mind." You will really capture her heart and outdo your competition. Most men don't use charming opening lines like this.
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